This is going to be the best Christmas ever.
  
  Everything this year's been a disaster
  But I won't let it bother me at all
  Nothing's going to bring me down,
  It's Christmas and I'm pleased as punch
  I'm going to stand my happy ground.
  
  I refuse to let my family make me crazy
  I'll smile at their insults and their frowns
  I'll ignore the shitty weather
  Cuz what counts is we're together
  Loving, safe and sound
  
  Nothing's going to ruin my holiday
  Not this time, Ya hear?. (I won't let it happen)
  And If you try to ruin my holiday-
  I swear you will regret it for the rest of the fucking year.
  
  The turkey might have made the children vomit
  The tree burned down and torched up all of our gifts
  But I will grin and bear it
  and this nightmare we will share it
  Till I get my only wish- it's
  
  Nothing's going to ruin my holiday
  No act of God or family fight
  Cuz if you try to ruin my holiday
  I swear you will regret it for the rest of your fucking life
  You'll burn in hell with hot pokers in your eyes and acid on your flesh
  
  This is going to be the best Christmas ever.
  
  Soon this crappy Christmas will be over
  And I'll go right back to my pissed-off self
  But until that happens I'll just continue laughing
  like one of those creepy, retard, mutant, North Pole Elves.
  
  Nothing's going to ruin my holiday
  Not this year I won't let that be the case
  And If you try and ruin my holiday-
  I'll punch you in your fat, disgusting, turkey eating face.
  
  Understand me
  This is going to be the best Christmas ever!