[Intro:]
  Aiiyo Bimmy
  So rock the bells, Def Jam collabo' man
  You know'say, Bim...my...yeah
  Feel It's baby, (uh) ha (uh) ha (uh) ha (uh) ha ha
    [Chorus: LL Cool J and Kandice Love]
    (L) I'm the G.O.A.T. I just ball a lot (L)
  And (Cool J) I'm double platinum on the hot blocks and
  (L) the hottest nigga in the whole spot (L)
  And (Cool J) you see my hand not what I got and
  (L) Strictly evil in the big box (L)
  And (Cool J) It's no stoppin when my shit knocks and
  (L) Get it all baby don't stop (L)
  And (Cool J) don't move the bottle let the corks pop
    [Verse 1: LL Cool J]
    I'm incredible, well nigga, outrageous
  Turn money like encyclopedia pages
  Get freaky throw dyke bitches in cages
  Paid in full european shit fuck Avis
  Rocks in ears...blingin' the atmosphere
  Fuck Canibus I bodied him last year
  But the L still here watch face crystal clear
  The other chick will give me heat while I shampoo her hair
  Head tilted back baby no more tears
  You mumblin' and shit duke my flow more clear
  Baby listen here, I been gettin' paper for years
  And program directors who fronted they disappear
  And grimy ass niggas get laced with car bombs
  For bein' over-critical when Uncle get it on
  I'll burn your magazine, GOD'll intervene
  Can't front on this hip-hop phenomenon from Queens (I'm)
    [Chorus: LL Cool J and Kandice Love]
    (L) I'm the G.O.A.T. I just ball a lot (L)
  And (Cool J) I'm double platinum on the hot blocks and
  (L) the hottest nigga in the whole spot (L)
  And (Cool J) you see my hand not what I got and
  (L) Strictly evil in the big box (L)
  And (Cool J) It's no stoppin when my shit knocks and
  (L) Get it all baby don't stop (L)
  And (Cool J) don't move the bottle let the corks pop
    [Verse 2: LL Cool J]
    Bandwagon niggas ride my dick ev'ryday
  And broke ass critics always got somethin' to say
  'Bout how a nigga should flip his shit a different way
  The fuck you know "bout hip-hop, I'm LL Cool J, nigga
  They send Bentleys for me, security escort me
  Now you wanna run to the authorities and report me
  For being cocky...t'ward those that cock block me
  I'm makin' millions, no nigga, it don't shock me
  I'm supposed to have it. You never been close to karats
  That's why you poppin' that shit jealous bastarts
  I ain't impressed by you playa that's that
  Matter-o-fact gimme your autograph...on my nut-sack
  Ya'll niggas Benigni-ing...not cool
  You just got some white kids in the suburbs fooled
  But your albums trash from the skit to the covers
  I tear the plastic off and use it for a rubber (I'm)
    [Chorus: LL Cool J and Kandice Love]
    (L) I'm the G.O.A.T. I just ball a lot (L)
  And (Cool J) I'm double platinum on the hot blocks and
  (L) the hottest nigga in the whole spot (L)
  And (Cool J) you see my hand not what I got and
  (L) Strictly evil in the big box (L)
  And (Cool J) It's no stoppin when my shit knocks and
  (L) Get it all baby don't stop (L)
  And (Cool J) don't move the bottle let the corks pop
    [Verse 3: LL Cool J]
    Seems like ev'ry rappers a former Nicky Barnes
  Ya ugly ass corny niggas is wannabe dons
  I'm the best, platinum nine times in a row (wow)
  Paparozzi flash while I snatch niggas hoes (wow)
  Live the lifestyles so the average dime piece
  Wanna have my lovechild and roll L style
  A man hostile, but my Queens niggas run wild
  So when I skate through niggas strain to smile
  Peep my profile and my iced-out dial
  I tap my horn, say "What up?" but never smile
  And deuce ass niggas is noodles
  And your broke ass stripper weave is lookin' like a poodle
  'Scuse my French, "Je m'appelle LL"
  I'm platinum again so tell 'em to go to hell
  Then pour some Cristal for my foes that fell
  Hard as hell, big fell, I excel, rock bells (I'm)
    [Chorus: LL Cool J and Kandice Love]
    (L) I'm the G.O.A.T. I just ball a lot (L)
  And (Cool J) I'm double platinum on the hot blocks and
  (L) the hottest nigga in the whole spot (L)
  And (Cool J) you see my hand not what I got and
  (L) Strictly evil in the big box (L)
  And (Cool J) It's no stoppin when my shit knocks and
  (L) Get it all baby don't stop (L)
  And (Cool J) don't move the bottle let the corks pop