I was at the mall, sippin' on a milkshake
  Playin' the wall, takin' a break
  Admirin' the girls with the bamboo earings
  Baby hair and bodies built to swing
  That's when I seen her
  Her name was Tina
  Grace and poise kinda like a ballerina
  I said, "How you doin', my name's Big L
  Don't ask me how I'm livin', 'cause, yo, I'm living swell
  But then again I'm livin' kind of foul
  'Cause my girl don't know that I'm out on the prowl"
  To make a long story short, I got the digits
  Calls her on my car phone and paid her a visit
  I was spankin' her and thankin' her, chewin' her and doin' her
  Layin' like a king on sheets of satin
  That's what time it is, you know what's happenin'
  She had a big ole booty, I was doin' my duty
  I mean, yo, I admit that my girl's a cutie
  But Tina was erotic, Earl's my witness
  With the kind of legs that put stockings out of business
  When I went home, I kissed my girl on the cheek
  But in the back of my mind it was this big butt freak
  I sat my girl down, I couldn't hold it in
  And said to her with a devilish grin...
    TINA got a big ole butt
  I know I told you I'd be true
  But TINA got a big ole butt
  So I'm leavin' you
  TINA got a big ole butt
  I know I told you I'd be true
  But TINA got a big ole butt
  So I'm leavin' you
    I went to the high school about three o'clock
  To try to catch a cutie ridin' my jock
  My homeboy's jeep, the system blastin'
  Cold forty dogs, smilin' and laughin'
  Girls all over, the kind I adore
  I felt like a kid in a candy store
  That's when I seen her
  Her name was Brenda
  She had the kind of booty that I'd always remember
  I said to my man, "Stop the jeep"
  She's only senteen but, yo, don't sleep
  I kicked the bass like an NFL punter
  And scoped the booty like a big game hunter
  I said to the girl, "Yo, you look tired
  Let's go get some rest, relax by the fire"
  I put the big booty on a bearskin rug
  She gave me a kiss, I have her a hug
  I said to the girl, "them young boys ain't nothin'
  You want to get freaky, let me kiss your belly button"
  I circled it and teased it and made her squeal
  Grabbed a pack of bullets and pulled out the steel
  When I was through, I wiped the sweat from my eyes
  When to the kitchen and got some sweet potato pies
  Tina busted in my house while I was eatin'
  You know what I said
  Too bad you caught me cheatin', but...
    BRENDA got a big ole butt
  I know I told you I'd be true
  But BRENDA got a big ole butt
  So I'm leavin' you
  BRENDA got a big ole butt
  I know I told you I'd be true
  But BRENDA got a big ole butt
  So I'm leavin' you
    I went to Red Lobster for shrimp and steak
  Around the time whe the waitress are on their lunch break
  I pulled in the parkin' lot and parded my car
  Somebody shouted out, "I don't care who you are"
  I paid it no attention, I walked inside
  Because Brian had a nine and he was chillin' in the ride
  I walked in the place, everybody was lookin'
  And shrimp and steak wasn't the only thing cookin'
  I sat down to eat, ordered my food
  I said to the waitress, "I don't men to be rude
  But I'll take you on a platter"
  She said, "You got a girl," I said, "It don't matter
  You look like you're tastier than a pipin' hot pizza
  What's your name?" She said, "My tag says Lisa"
  I said, "O.K., you're smart and all that
  But when you get off work, yo, I'll be back"
  She looked at me and said, "Make yourself clear
  L, where we going?" I said, "Right here"
  She looked kind of puzzled, I said, "You'll see"
  I pulled up at ten on the D.O.T.
  When she walked out the door, I threw my tongue down her throat
  Pushed her back inside and pulled off her coat
  Laid her on the table and place my order
  And habe her a tip much bigger than a quarter
  On and on to the break 'a dawn
  All over the restaurant, word is born
  I heard somebody coughin', I checked my watch
  I couldn't believe it said nine o'clock
  I grabbed my pants, put on my Kangol
  Who did I see, Oh, yo, it was Brenda
  Yo, she worked at Red Lobster but I didn't remember
    LISA got a big ole butt
  I know I told you I'd be true
  But LISA got a big ole butt
  So I'm leavin' you
  See ya
  LISA got a big ole butt
  I know I told you I'd be true
  But LISA got a big ole butt
  So I'm leavin' you
  See ya