Don't let's talk about Lisa
  Don't let's even start
  Let's leave Lisa out of this one
  Lisa broke my heart
    Gwendolyn was splendid, but her tendency to spending
  Spun a little out of control
  Two nights on the town and
  My poor bank account was crawling around on the floor
    And pretty young Alicia, she could take a piece of your heart
  And lead you to the light
  Lucy, Melinda, Loretta and Lucinda
  We could go on all night but
    Don't let's talk about Lisa
  Don't let's even start
  Let's leave Lisa out of this one
  Lisa broke my heart
    Priscilla was a killer, meaner than Godzilla
  But oh what a pretty girl and
  Dawn in the dawn with her pom-poms on
  She could twirl like a tilt-a-whirl
    There's wonderful women all over the world
  I've said it again and again
  But she whose name must not be spoken
  Has it all over all of them so
    Don't let's talk about Lisa
  Don't let's even start
  Let's leave Lisa out of this one
  Lisa broke my heart
    You can talk about the weather
  Cotton or leather
  And do you think the Beatles shoulda really gotten back together
  Talk about the truth
  Mantle or Ruth
  Fabio, DiMaggio or John Wilkes Boothe
    Don't let's talk about Lisa
  Don't let's even start no, no
  Don't let's talk about Lisa please sir
  Lisa broke my heart
    Oh Lisa she's off limits man
  Lisa broke my heart
    Lisa Lisa Lisa broke my heart
    You can talk about Hanson, Marilyn Manson
  And do you think they'll ever have a show down in Branson
  Talk about desire, Sosa or McGwire
  And is we in the fryin' pan or is we in the fire
  Talk about what's real and what you really feel
  And how's about those mini skirts on Ally McBeal
  Talk about the X-Files, Macaroons and mistrails
  And did you ever snag your jacket pocket on a turnstyle