Climb up here beside me
  We can ride and find a friend unfound
  Put your foot upon the laughing gas
  And drive your grin around
  Omnibus, take all of us
  All of us, take
  Ain't nothing in the world like a white skinned girl
  Make your Union Jack and make your flag unfurl
  You can't say you've ridden
  'Till you've given up your heart and seat
  Man that lady clippie rip your ticket
  Make your trip complete
  Omnibus, take all of us
  All of us, take
  Ain't nothing in the world like a black skinned girl
  Make your shakespeare hard and make your oyster pearl
  Don't let horses pass you by
  Take a run and leap on
  Pull the blinkers from your eyes
  Before big bus has gone
  We'll be stopping off
  In every shop until you find that mate
  Don't waste time, go on and taste them all
  Why don't you fill your plate?
  Omnibus, take all of us
  All of us, take
  There's nothing in the world like a gold skinned girl
  To make your bonsai weep and make your bamboo curl
  Omnibus, take all of us
  All of us, take
  Omnibus, take all of us
  All of us, take
  Ain't nothing in the world like a green skinned girl
  But that don't mean to say you can't look