At this time, please extinguish all smoking materials
  Return all seat backs, and tray tables
  to their most upright, and long position
  Also at this time please take care to fasten your seatbelt
  Enjoy your stay, welcome to L.A.
    [Chorus: Xzibit]
    Welcome to L.A.
  Where you can see the whole city burning
  Cause the cops got uzis and the dealers keep serving
  and your kids ain't learning shit, except this
  Sex power and wealth, fuck everything else
  [repeat 2X except last line]
  Trying to survive, Los Angeles Times
    [Verse One: Xzibit]
    MC's get fucked up, chopped like Braveheart
  Don't start what you can't finish, serious bidness
  Down La Seneca to bust a left on Venice
  where you can find me and mines -- Los Angeles Times
  Welcome to L.A.
  Where every other day I'm taking the hat off my head
  Givin respect to the dead, and avoid havin the same thing
  said about me, Xzibit stand underground
  like the roots of a tree, watered three times a day
  Forty ounce Olde E, like a magnifying glass
  making it easier to see, the Mister X to the Z
  Don't peak, L.A., why test without vest-es
  stop lead projectile, Apocalypse Now
  Love Allah not new car, faggot, superstar
  type of cat, fuck that, mash away in a
  diamond-white Concourse 'Llac
  Still black so the one-time react as if under attack
  Ain't nothin changed but district range, feel no pain
  Mr. Big Bad Insane Black John McClane with
  liquor on the brain, down to earth like dirt
  From the city where niggaz known for puttin in work
    [Chorus]
    [Verse Two: Xzibit]
    Welcome to L.A.
  If hand determine dick size, I'm palmin the Earth
  Select turf, then plant bad seed and give birth
  And make the hard work look easy fuh sheezee
  Leavin you and your best man, stiffer than mannequins
  Enough to break the skin on a Vietnam leatherneck
  Marine drill sargeant, you nothin but a target (pow!)
  Charge it to the game, gotta look beyond the brand name
  Comin from the guts like I slammed down twenty cups
  of Hennesey straight, relate feel my hate
  Xzibit flippin through these bitches like DJ trait
  Translate to left field, only real niggaz follow
  Bitches suck and swallow, I'm livin life behind the bottle
  Never the role model, still shinin like a new automobile
  Flow six-fo', you can't steal
  cause I got a kill switch with a itch for the action
  While other rappers use mass weapons of destruction
  to sell they shit
    [Chorus]
    [Verse Three: Xzibit]
    El ve-te-rano, you can only pray to learn what I know
  Ride slow across the horizon a lone desperado
  Comin through the door bringin nothin but hits
  Sometimes I feel like a matador, lookin at this bullshit
  Niggaz pull rent from the crack of they ass
  Maintain do your thang this too shall pass
  I season beef with lead pieces then cook it with gas
  I'm from the school of hard knocks way ahead in the class
  Xzibit hard to get through, like bulletproof glass
  Break it down like Johnny Cochran then mix it with hash
  Your defense can't last against advanced prosecution
  Hit the airwaves like pollution -- hey, here's a solution
  Take a trip to Washington then burn the Constitution
  Top government officials locked down for prostitution
  Recruitin the hard rocks mean streets keep producin
  The world is a riot shit is mine for the lootin
    [Chorus]
    Everyone's got to make a living [2x]
    [Chorus]
    Enjoy your stay, welcome to L.A.