When I'm stable long enough
  I start to look around for love
  See a sweet in floral prints
  My mind begins the arrangements
  But when I start to feel that pull
  Turns out I just pulled myself
  She would never go with me
  Were I the last girl on earth
    I'm dumb, she's a lesbian
  I thought I had found the one
  We were good as married in my mind
  But married in my mind's no good
  Pink triangle on her sleeve
  Let me know the truth
  Let me know the truth
    Might have smoked a few in my time
  But never thought it was a crime
  Knew the day would surely come
  When I'd chill and settle down
  When I think I've found a good old-fashioned girl
  Then she put me in my place
  If everyone's a little queer
  Can't she be a little straight?
    I'm dumb, she's a lesbian
  I thought I had found the one
  We were good as married in my mind
  But married in my mind's no good
  Pink triangle on her sleeve
  Let me know the truth
  Let me know the truth
  Let me know the truth
    I'm dumb, she's a lesbian
  I thought I had found the one
  We were good as married in my mind
  But married in my mind's no good
  Pink triangle on her sleeve
  Let me know the truth
  Let me know the truth
    I'm dumb, she's a lesbian
  I thought I had found the one
  We were good as married in my mind
  But married in my mind's no good
  Pink triangle on her sleeve
  Let me know the truth
  Let me know the truth
  Let me know the truth
  Let me know the truth