The sea is foaming like a bottle of beer
  The wave is coming but I ain't got no fear
  I'm waxing down so that I'll go real fast
  I'm waxing down because it's really a blast
  I'm going surfin cos I don't like your face
  I'm bailing out because I hate the race
  Of rats that run round and round in the maze
  I'm going surfing, I'm going surfing!
    You take your car to work
  I'll take my board
  And when you're out of fuel
  I'm still afloat
    My buddies and their honeys all come along
  They seem invincible as they surf along
  The sea is rolling like a thousand pound keg
  We're going surfing, we're going surfing!
    You take your car to work
  I'll take my board
  And when you're out of fuel
  I'm still afloat
    You take your car to work
  I'll take my board
  And when you're out of fuel
  I'm still afloat
    All along the undertow
  Is strengthening it's hold
  I never thought it would come to this
  Now I can never go home
    All along the undertow
  Is strengthening it's hold
  I never thought it would come to this
  Now I can never go home
    You take your car to work
  I'll take my board
  And when you're out of fuel
  I'm still afloat
    All along the undertow (you take your car to work)
  Is strengthening it's hold (I'll take my board)
  I never thought it would come to this (and when you're out of fuel)
  Now I can never go home (I'm still afloat)
    You take your car to work
  I'll take my board
  And when you're out of fuel
  I'm still afloat
    You take your car
  I'll take my board
  You take your car
  I'll take my board
  Let's go!