I'm never satisfied with three meals a day
  While the world is sleeping I'll be munching away
  Gonna sneak into the kitchen, gonna tiptoe down and turn on the light
  Right, yeah, if no one's around to see you
  It don't matter if you snack all night
    A million chicken bones are under my bed
  A pile of Twinkie wrappers all 'round my head
  Jelly doughnuts to the left of me
  Got a bag of chocolate chips on the right
  Right, yeah, if you don't mind the calories
  It don't matter if you snack all night