My life's in jeopardy
  Murdered in cold blood is what I'm gonna be
  I ain't been home since Friday night
  And now my wife is coming after me
    Give me police protection
  Gonna buy a gun so
  I can look after number one
  Give me a bodyguard
  A back belt Judo expert with a machine gun
    Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane
  When she catches up with me
  Won't be no time to explain
  She thinks I've been with another woman
  And that's enough to send her half insane
  Gonna buy a fast car
  Put on my lead boots
  And take a long, long drive
  I may end up spending all my money
  But I'll still be alive
    All I did was have a bit too much to drink
  And I picked the wrong precinct
  Got picked up by the law
  And now I ain't got time to think
    Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane
  When she catches up with me
  Won't be no time to explain
  She thinks I've been with another woman
  And that's enough to send her half insane
  Gonna buy a fast car
  Put on my lead boots
  And take a long, long drive
  I may end up spending all my money
  But I'll still be alive
    And I'm oh so tired of running
  Gonna lay down on the floor
  I gotta rest some time so
  I can get to run some more
    She's comin'!
  She's comin'!