I'm standing outside your window, baby
  And there you are
  Another year, another candle's burning
  for the party girl
  No one even knows that you're there
  Happy Birthday, no one cares
    You come around here,
  You'd better bring a witness
  Everyone in here's on the guest list
  And when you're gone you won't be missed
  Keep one eye open
  when you kiss
    Your wishes won't be coming true this year
  Now darling don't you cry
  We're going to teach you everything
  You'll learn to get by
  Now lesson number one in homicide
  is emotional murder is no crime
    You come around here,
  you'd better bring a witness
  Everyone in here's on the guest list
  And when you're gone you won't be missed
  Keep one eye open
  when you kiss
    Now sticks and stones, baby, break your bones
  But the names, in here, can kill
  We'd let you leave
  but no one else wants you
  Your ransom was not made
  Now you ain't got to stand up tall
  But now baby, you must stand up
    You come around here,
  you'd better bring a witness
  Everyone in here's on the guest list
  Now we've never been so impressed
  Keep one eye open when, whenever you kiss