Some say the end is near.
  Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
  I certainly hope we will.
  I sure could use a vacation from this
    Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
  Freaks
    Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
  The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
  Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
  Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
    Fret for your figure and
  Fret for your latte and
  Fret for your lawsuit and
  Fret for your hairpiece and
  Fret for your prozac and
  Fret for your pilot and
  Fret for your contract and
  Fret for your corrage.
    It's a
  Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
  Freaks
    Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
  The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
  Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
  Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
    Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
  Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
  Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
  Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.
    Some say the end is near.
  Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
  I certainly hope we will
  I sure could use a vacation from this
    stupid shit.. silly shit.. stupid shit
    One great big festering neon distraction,
  I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.
    Learn to swim.
    Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
  Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.
    Learn to swim.
    Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
  Fuck all his clones.
  Fuck all those gun-toting
  Hip gangster wannabes.
    Learn to swim.
    Fuck retro anything.
  Fuck your tattoos.
  Fuck all you junkies and
  Fuck your short memory.
    Learn to swim.
    Fuck smiley glad-hands
  With hidden agendas.
  Fuck these dysfunctional,
  Insecure actresses.
    Learn to swim.
    Cuz I'm praying for rain
  And I'm praying for tidal waves
  I wanna see the ground give way.
  I wanna watch it all go down.
  Mom please flush it all away.
  I wanna watch it go right in and down.
  I wanna watch it go right in.
  Watch you flush it all away.
    Time to bring it down again.
  Don't just call me pessimist.
  Try and read between the lines.
    I can't imagine why you wouldn't
  Welcome any change, my friend.
    I wanna see it all come down.
  suck it down.
  flush it down.
    [ Thanks elisa grant for correction ]