Wake up! Get down here quick!
  The president's had too much to drink
  His days of power are about gone
  He's been talking to paintings in the hall
    He says, "I'm finished, so what the hell?
  My life is ruined, what matters now?
  I've always itched for that last great thrill:
  If I die all of you should too."
    Gone with my wind
  Out with a bang
  I'm gonna end it all right now
  Gone with my wind
  Out with a bang
  You're coming with me, oh wow
    My bombs will rain down on D.C.
  We'll nuke our enemies while they're asleep
  We'll be safe in the ground below
  And laugh and drink till the cows come home
    So c'mon John, whadya say?
  It's been dancing in my head for years
  What'll happen if I push this button:
  Let's start World War III for fun
    Gone with my wind
  Out with a bang
  I'm gonna end it all right now
  Gone with my wind
  Out with a bang
  You're coming with me, oh wow
    Mr. President, just sit down
  We should talk a little while, I'll pour another round
  What about your memoirs' TV rights?
  Sit tight-and watch the fire:
    Let go of me. Do you think I'm mad? To tell the truth, sir, I'd rather not say
  Just keep your paws inside your pockets
  And planet earth will be OK.
    But you reached for the button anyhow
  I had no choice but to knock you out
  That's just last night's bump on your head
  On to the next crisis, it's another day
    Gone with my wind
  Out with a bang
  I'm gonna end it all right now
  Gone with my wind
  Out with a bang
  You're coming with me, oh wow