Now I dialed 911 a long time ago don't you see how late they reactin'
  They only come when they come when they wanna go get the morgue truck and then bag the goner
  They don't care cause they get paid anyway they treat you like an ace that can't be betrayed
  I know you's know with no use people if your life is on the line, then you're dead today
  Late comers and the late comers stretcher that's a body bag in disguise y'all I'll betcha
  I call 'em body snatchers quick they come to fetch you
  With a autopsy ambulance just to dissect ya
  They are the kings 'cos they swing amputation lose your arms your legs the famous compilation
  I can prove it to you watch the rotation it all adds up to a funky situation
    Get up get, get, get down 911 is a joke in yo town
  Get up get, get, get down late 911 wears the late crown
  Get up get, get, get down 911 is a joke in yo town
  Get up get, get, get down late 911 wears the late crown
  911 is a joke, 911 is a joke
    Everyday they don't ever come correct you can ask my man right here with the broken neck
  He's a witness to the job never bein' done he would've been in full effect
  911 is a joke cause their always jokin' they the token to your life when it's croakin'
  They need to be in a pawn shop on a 911 is a joke we don't want 'em
  I'll call a cab 'cause a cab will come quicker the doctors huddle up and call a flea flicker
  The reason that I say that 'cause they flick you off like fleas
  They be laughin' at ya while you're crawlin' on our knees
  And to the strength, so go the length thinkin' you are first when you really are tenth
  You better wake up and smell the real flavor cause 911 is a fake life saver
    Get up get, get, get down 911 is a joke in yo town
  Get up get, get, get down late 911 wears the late crown
  Get up get, get, get down 911 is a joke in yo town
  Get up get, get, get down late 911 wears the late crown
  911 is a joke, 911 is a joke, 911 is a joke, 911 is a joke, 911 is a joke
  Get up get, get, get down 911 is a joke, 911 is a joke, 911 is a joke
  Get up get, get, get down 911 is a joke, 911 is a joke, 911 is a joke
  Get up get, get, get down