If there's something that needs fixing
  I'm the man to see
  Look me up, I'm listed
  Just check under "B"
  If you're ever on the spot
  Well, I'm good with my hands
  24-7 I'm your handyman
    Odd jobs, hard jobs, anything under the sun
  Big jobs, small jobs, baby
    Chorus:
  I'd be a rich man, it's true
  If I could make a living out of lovin' you
  These two hands know what to do
  If I could make a living out of lovin' you
  I could make a living out of lovin' you
    Until the work is finished
  Well, I don't get paid
  I don't mind getting dirty
  That's my middle name
  I'm in the service business
  So I understand
  Call me 24-7, I'm your handyman
    Odd jobs, hard jobs, anything under the sun
  Big jobs, small jobs, baby
    Chorus:
  I'd be a rich man, it's true
  If I could make a living out of lovin' you
  These two hands know what to do
  If I could make a living out of lovin' you
  If I could make a living out of lovin' you
    Solo
    Tough jobs, rough jobs, say where and when
  I'll leave you my card, call when you need me again
  Odd jobs, hard jobs, baby
    Chorus:
  I'd be a rich man, it's true
  If I could make a living out of lovin' you
  These two hands know