Mother Goose
  Never should haver ever let that Jack get loose
  But that little boy blue
  Keeps messing all the things he gets his hands into
    Now look what you've done
  Stuck in your thumb, pulled out a plum
    Mama says, "Boys will be boys"
  That's Li'l Jack Horny
  Mama says "Boys will be boys"
  That's Li'l Jack Horny
    Jack and Jill
  Went up and down and up and fooled around the hill
  Now only time will tell
  How late the rabbit will arrive in wonderland
    Now look what you've done
  Stuck in your thumb, pulled out a plum
    Mama says, "Boys will be boys"
  That's Li'l Jack Horny
  Daddy says "Don't need no birth control"
  That's Li'l Jack Horny