If elephants could fry I'd be a little more optimistic
  But I don't see that happening anytime soon
  I don't mean to sound so pessimistic
  But I don't think that cow really jumped over the moon
  When will I wake up?
  Why did we break up?
  When will we make up?
    When money grows on trees
  People live in peace
  Everyone agrees
  When happiness is free
  Love can guarantee
  You'll come back to me-that's when
    I'd love to wake up smiling-full of the joys of spring
  And hear on CNN that Elvis lives again
  And that John's back with the Beatles and they're going out on tour
  I'll be the firs in line for tickets-gotta see that show for sure
    When will I wake up?
  Why did we break up?
  When will we make up?
    When money grows on trees
  People live in peace
  Everyone agrees
  When happiness is free
  Love can guarantee
  You'll come back to me-that's when
    When will I wake up?
  Why did we break up?
  When will we make up?
    When money grows on trees
  People live in peace
  Everyone agrees
  When happiness is free
  Love can guarantee
  You'll come back to me-that's when