The car won't start-it's falling apart
  I was late for work and the boss got smart
  My pantyline shows-got a run in my hose
  My hair went flat-man, I hate that
  Just when I thought things couldn't get worse
  I realized I forgot my purse
  With all this stress-I must confess
  This could be worse than PMS
    This job ain't worth the pay
  Can't wait 'til the end of the day
  Honey, I'm on my way
  Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
    Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day
  Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way
  Rub my feet, gimme something to eat
  Fix me up my favorite treat
  Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me
  I need to relax and watch TV
  Get off the phone-give the dog a bone
  Hey! Hey! Honey, I'm home!
    I broke a nail opening the mail
  I cursed out loud 'cause it hurt like hell
  This job's a pain-it's so mundane
  It sure don't stimulate my brain
    This job ain't worth the pay
  Can't wait 'til the end of the day
  Honey, I'm on my way
  Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
    Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day
  Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way
  Rub my feet, gimme something to eat
  Fix me up my favorite treat
  Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me
  I need to relax and watch TV
  Get off the phone-give the dog a bone
  Hey! Hey! Honey, I'm home!
    Oh, rub my neck will you
    Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day
  Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way
  Rub my feet, gimme something to eat
  Fix me up my favorite treat
  Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me
  I need to relax and watch TV
  Get off the phone-give the dog a bone
  Hey! Hey! Honey, I'm home!
    I'm home, that feels much better