Radio free fall
  The cat walk to the show
  All bets are on for those in the known
  Oh no
  There's a caterwaul in Hollywood
  Who would have ever thought
  All planets in line with the disco ball
  Who did you know coming up
  Who will you know going down
  America give it a name
  Call it a miracle
  All bets are on for those on a roll
  Oh no
  Sold and bought straight San Jo
  Who would have ever thought
  We'd spoil the sport and be on top
  Who did you know coming up
  Who will you know going down
  Who's getting sent back down
  There's a brand spanking new kid in town
  San Jo who would've ever thought
  Hollywood get yourself sold and bought
  Radio, radio video and don't forget the talking show
  And never forget that you're good to go
  Oh no
  It's a cattle call
  In fifteen minutes you're a Neanderthal
  All planets in line with the disco ball
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