now that i'm a big star what am i gonna do i'm so bored countin' all
  my money. i sit here and i think of you and it's so easy to do i
  don't even have to try why should i waste my precious time cuz i
  can't make you love me, but
  i know you will. i'm such an @$$hole, how could
  you resist. i never
  meant to let it go to
  my head i never thought it
  would come to this it's me.
  the @$$hole of you're dreams
  and i don't even have to try,
  don't even wanna try why should i
  waste my precious time if i can't
  make you love me, but i know you
  do... i'm so cool, no one wants to
  talk to me and i'm so cool no one
  wants to look at me and i'm so
  fuckin' cool, nobody cares at all. i'm a
  big big %#&$!^ star.