Me no bubbletious
  Me smoke heavy tar
  Me be groovin' slowly where you are
  Notify your next of kin
  'Cause you're never coming back
  I've been dropping beats since Back in Black
    And we'll paint by numbers
  'Til something sticks
  Don't mind doing it for the kids
  (So come on) jump on board
  Take a ride (yeah)
  (You'll be doin' it all right)
  Jump on board feel the high
  'Cause the kids are alright
    You've got a reputation
  Well I guess that can be explored
  You're dancing with the chairman of the board
  Take a ride on my twelve cylinder symphony
  But if you got other plans
  The purpose of a woman is to love her man
    And we'll paint by numbers
  'Til something sticks
  Don't mind doing it for the kids
  (So come on) jump on board
  Take a ride (yeah)
  (Doin' it all right)
  Jump on board feel the high
  'Cause the kids are alright
    I'm gonna give it all of my loving
  It's gonna take up all of my love
  I'm gonna give it all of my loving
  It's gonna take up all of my love
  I'm gonna give it all of my loving
  It's gonna take up all of my love
  I'm gonna give it all of my loving
  It's gonna take up all of my love
    Come down from the ceiling
  I didn't mean to get so high
  I couldn't do what I wanted to do
  When my lips were dry
  You can't just up and leave me
  I'm a singer in a band
  Well I like drummers baby
  You're not my bag
    Jump on board
  Take a ride, yeah
  (You'll be doin' it all right)
  Jump on board feel the high, yeah
    Jump on board
  Take a ride, yeah
  (You'll be doin' it all right)
  Jump on board feel the high, yeah
    I'm an honorary Sean Connery, born '74
  There's only one of me
  Single-handedly raising the economy
  Ain't no chance of the record company dropping me
  Press be asking do I care for sodomy
  I don't know, yeah, probably
  I've been looking for serial monogamy
  Not some bird that looks like Billy Connolly
  But for now I'm down for ornithology
  Grab your binoculars, come follow me