[Officer]
  Callin all cars, callin all cars
  Be on the look out for a pussy vandalism. Over
  A pussy bandit
  Suspect is known in many states for dickin yo woman. Over
  He is dangerous, be on the look out
    [Mystikal]
  I knock the muthafuckin pussy off the hook
  Huh, I take the face off the rapper fuckin with the punch master
  The tight line sharp shooter, the handsome assassin
  Cuss word expert
  You don't know nothing bout this
  Come on mamma and get cha something braid it up pimpin
  I make a shy cryin bitch start swimming
  Take it off Put cha legs up, see if I can touch the kitty
  Fuck it fuck it suck it 200 dollars, bitch that ain't nothing (hurry up and buy)
  Show me what cha working wit
  But if ya pussy smellin shrimpy Ho, get yo fuckin shirt and shit
  Somebody better stop her, she runnin round this bitch ha pussy smellin like Red Lobster
  That's the type of Bitch ya don't touch
  Some hoes you can look at but the rest don't Fuck!
    [Hook]
  Dick don't fail me now (huh huh)
  I knock the coochie lining out (thas right)
  If I hit it one time ya hooked (and thas it)
  They call me the pussy crook (give it up)
    Dick don't fail me now (huh huh)
  I knock the coochie lining out (thas right)
  If I hit it one time ya hooked (and thas it)
  They call me the pussy crook (break ya self)
    [Verse 2]
  Somebody tell me the woman complaining talking bout I'm too sexual
  But leave me alone with her, betcha I could sex the hoe
  Fuck you like I ate my vegetables
  Knock it down for an hour and a half and still got dick left the door
  The MAN RIGHT CHEA!!!!
  Fuck you on the floor and still shake the chandelier
  I got it caught again somewhere
  Stop that fuckin runnin and bring that ass over here
  Bitch touch yo toes
  Touch that wall
  work that pole
  What you doin after 2 AM? In the Horetel
  Gotta give ya whatcha came for
  Waste hittin wash it off then face hittin manojetwas I stay getting
  If you can't work it then don't flirt
  If you got them little bitty titties don't raise yo shirt
  I sort em out and some ain't stayin
  Take them fuckin thongs off Don't here wit no plan
  I cut cha up when I'm climmin on ya
  Throw it at cha like I'm a phenomenon
    [Hook]
  Dick don't fail me now (huh huh)
  I knock the coochie lining out (thas right)
  If I hit it one time ya hooked (and thas it)
  They call me the pussy crook (give it up)
    Dick don't fail me now (huh huh)
  I knock the coochie lining out (thas right)
  If I hit it one time ya hooked (and thas it)
  They call me the pussy crook (break ya self)
    [Verse 3]
  What the fuck you mean yo period done you can't gimme no lovin?
  Shit, it's time for Funky fire boo hole pluggin
  She said "I never done that stuff"
  I said " Well let me talk you through it, get the KY jelly"
  Put a hump in yo back baby quit movin yo leg get loose and relax lady
  She was actin all timid
  But the next thing you know she was humpin back wit me
  I was all the way up in that ass
  I was hard like a horse she still wanted to do it fast
  2 hours and no part still talking bout "DON'T STOP OHHH LORD"
    [Hook: (repeat 2x)]
  Dick don't fail me now (huh huh)
  I knock the coochie lining out (thas right
  If I hit it one time ya hooked (and thas it)
  They call me the pussy crook (give it up)
    Dick don't fail me now (huh huh)
  I knock the coochie lining out (thas right)
  If I hit it one time ya hooked (and thas it)
  They call me the pussy crook (break ya self)
    [Officer]
  Callin all cars, callin all cars, suspect last seen
  headed east on I10 toward New Orleans. Over
  Be advised he is armed with dick, and striking good looks. Over
  The suspect is in a big truck excursion or escalade or something
  shit he is in a big truck. Be on the look out leave all pussy inside
    [Mystikal]
  Gimmie this motherfuckin money. Yall motherfuckers ain't go never catch me
  The only thing yall gone catch is this DICK!! You motherfucker
  This a motherfuckin nother KLC SMASH!! You motherfucker
  Mystikal medicine Man Big truck nigga. Over.