You say you've got to go home 'cos he's sitting on his own again this evening.
  I know you're gonna let him bore your pants off again.
  Oh God, it's half past eight you'll be late.
  You say you've never been sure tho' it makes good sense for you to be together.
  Still you bought a toy that can reach
  the places he never goes & now it's getting late.
  He's so straight. Do you remember the first time?
  I can't remember a worse time
  but you know that we've changed so much since then
  Oh yeah, we've grown.
  Now I don't care what you're doing
  No I don't care if you screw him just as long as you save a piece for me
  Oh yeah now, you say you've got to go home.
  Well at least there's someone there that you can talk to
  And you never have to face up to the nite on your own.
  Jesus, it must be great to be straight.
  Do you remember the first time?..[etc.]