I've got the time / and you've got the space / I'm gonna wipe you down
  and lick the smile off your face, the smile off your face
  Though we know that it's wrong / towel sets / matching combs
  Oh it looks so good but does it turn you on?
  Oh... / I want you now / and I want you here / so lie down by the fire
  and if the neighbours hear, the neighbours hear
  'cos they don't understand / what you've got / in your hand
  Oh it looks so good but does it turn you on?
  Oh... yeah! / Are we going to do it again?
  Sideways? / I was still in the queue when you came
  Delivered me from his 'n' hers / you pulled the units down
  Delivered me from his 'n' hers / and when I saw his face
  oh it made me feel better / Oh now it's gone too far / we gave up hope
  and the future's bleak / just a soap on a rope, a soap on a rope
  Put the rope around his neck
  Pull it tight / he's erect / oh and it looks so good but does it turn you on?
  Oh... yeah! / Are we going to do it again?
  Shove it in sideways / I was still in the queue when you came
  Delivered me from his 'n' hers / you pulled the units down
  Delivered me from his 'n' hers / and when I saw his face
  oh it made me feel better
  So we laid in bed afterwards and / she asked me
  what made me frightened / and I said
  "I'm frightened of Belgian chocolates / I'm frightened of pot pourri
  I'm frightened of James Dean posters
  I'm frightened of twenty-six inch screens / I'm frightened of remote control
  I'm frightened of endowment plans / I'm frightened of figurines
  I'm frightened of evenings in the Brincliffe Oaks searching for a conversation."
  "Oh you're stupid," she said / and she took my hand
  she took my hand and she said / "I want
  I want you / I want you to / I want you to touch
  I want you to touch me / I want you to touch me."
  Oh... / Are we going to do it again? / Shove it in sideways
  I was still in the queue when you came
  Delivered me from his 'n' hers / you pulled the units down
  Delivered me from his 'n' hers / and when I saw his face
  you know it made me feel better.