Back in the good old dance when dancing meant exploding
  The idea was simple for a decent overloading
  And for a multiple flash with no cords attached
  He came up with a more remote flash trigger
  It's connected to an accessory in his hip
  Which automatically fires in perfect synchro
  But perhaps his most exciting development is his angle
  They call it the dance
  It's the St. Vitus dance
  Such flexibility
  What an accessory
  See his soft bounce
  What flexibility
  Such a soft bounce
  What an accessory
    And for special effects he has six filters
  Three coloured red with the others pilfered
  And if you really want to know what that means
  He could throw a blue flash from eighty-five feet
  Of course you might want to check out your own little output
  So we devised a few simple and easy to crack contortions
  So you can bump and scrape all the day through
  With the dance.
  It's the St. Vitus dance, the St. Vitus dance
  Such flexibility
  What an accessory
  Such a soft bounce
  What flexibility
  Such a soft bounce
  Check his hot shoe
  Feel his output
  He's a light machine, see his angle
  He's a light machine