Soft overripe fresh skeezed California females
  With 3-inch cherry red press-on Lee nails
  Reach into my mind for the rhymes I'm seeking
  Like a garbage bag full overflowing now it's leaking
  Rapunzel Rapunzel let down your hair
  So I can climb up and get into your underwear
  Rat soup eating test cheating no business punk
  You're insecure born in the junkyard with the junk
  You've gone wet look crazy and messed with your head
  You fucked around and wound up with the bald skin head
  You're all mixed up like pasta primavera
  Why'd you throw that chair at Geraldo Rivera man
  Cause one man's ceiling is another man's floor
  So get that money out of your ass you whore
  I brought her upstairs onto the roof
  I dogged your wife and she is a doofus
  What goes around, comes around
      Clean B cleaning the G spot you know that we've got
  Dolemite's house and you have not
  Look out my window look over the city
  With two black eyes your girl ain't that pretty
  Why you wanna beat that brat with a bat
  Why you wanna treat your girl like that
  Living in the rat race smoking rat weed
  You reap what you sow when you plant the seed
  Bum cheese on rye with ham and prosciutto
  Got more Louie than Phil Rizzuto
  What goes around, comes around
      Funky Pam, F.P.