The butler Henry Baker extinguishes the fires
  Whilst Sir Fred'rick Harold Robinson casually retires
  Another day tomorrow cries Alan Crayon Steel
  All must be up early to have the morning meal
  The maid comes with decanter and to the butler there
  Said 'Sir here's what you ordered' ,
  He said 'no one seems to care '
    It must be good to live in the house of Lords
  It must be good to live in the house of Lords
    The house is now in darkness before the coming day
  But at five o'clock that morning , the master passed away
  The housemaid drew the curtains and the doctors watched the dawn
  And the brother Bendix sadly watched the gardener mow the lawn
    It must be sad to live in the house of Lords
  It must be sad to live in the house of Lords
    Grandma Mildred Marshall was pouring out the tea
  When she heard about the news of Sir Frederick's tragedy
  The hall is now in sadness and everybody cried
  On the banks of Burntley River is where Sir Frederick lies
    It must be sad to live in the house of Lords
  It must be sad to live in the house of Lords