I stood under your bedroom window
  Throwing up a brick
  No-one came I threw one more
  That really did the trick
  Your daddy came and banged my head
  He said what kind of man
  Is this that's hanging round my girl
  And threw me in the car
  You're a farmer's daughter
  You're a farmer's daughter
  Why do I always get
  The kinda girl I didn't oughta get
  I won't get no more eggs and water
  Now I've laid the farmer's daughter
    Imagine I was a full grown man
  And I could talk just right
  Could I come and see you here
  And do this every night
  Wham! the door comes crashing down
  Your daddy's face all pale
  Says come with me you hairy bum
  I'll put you in my jail
  You're a judge's daughter
  You're a judge's daughter
  Why do I always get
  The kinda girl I didn't oughta get
  Now I'm getting jail and torture
  Cos' I made the judge's daughter
    It seems they're screaming law and order
  When I go with anyone's daughter
    Woman I should like some peace
  And daddy hold your tongue
  I think you're gonna die of fright
  When I tell you what I've done
  I can hear your tales and lies
  You say I'm dumb and scraggy
  But man this dumb and scraggy is
  Your daughter's baby's daddy
  She's a lucky daughter
  Such a lucky daughter
  Why did I always get
  The kinda girl I didn't wanna get
  Now I've got what I always fought for
  Cos I've married a rich man's daughter