Peter Percival Pattersons Pet Pig Porky
    Peter Percival Patterson had a pet pig named Porky
  This Pet Pig named Porky loved pie
  He loved pizza pie, pumpkin pie, pineapple pie, pizza pie, mince tarts
  and Peter Percival Patterson's pet pig Porky loved
  Pie for breakefast, pie for lunch, pie in the afternoon and pie before he
  went to bed.
  Peter Percival Patterson's pet pig Porky ate soo much pie,
  Do you know what he did?
  He popped.