I play pool cause I'm no fool
  I play pool cause I'm cool
  I play pool after school
  I play pool all the time
    Cue in my left hand, beer in right
  I shoot and drink all through the night
  That sloppy english does me just right
  I use that sloppy english all the time
    I hold my stick
  Like I hold my dick
  Hustling beers from wetto
  That's the trick
    I use that sloppy english
  All the time.