I say don't drink and drive
  You might spill your drink
  Before you get behind
  That wheel, just stop & think
  You can take your chances
  But there's so much to lose
  Another bumpy road,
  There's so much wasted booze
  I'm not so worried
  About how many I kill
  I'm much more concerned
  With how much beer I spill
  35% of accidents
  Are cause by pixilated
  The other 65% are not
  Alcohol related
  What does this tell us
  About the drunk drivers
  They seem to have a
  Better record than
  The sober team