In the morning I awake
  I feel my bladder about to break
  I scratch my balls I rub my eyes
  Just feeling lousy
    My girlfriend tells me that
  It's time to take a bath
  I say, "No, not today, it's only Tuesday"
    Once every 24 hours
  I'm supposed to take a shower
  That's not the way I do it
  Do it do it
    Personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind
  I don't want to do it
  Do it do it
    It doesn't make a difference to me
  Everyday I do the same old thing
  So why should I have to be clean?
    Those dreaded Wednesdays and Saturdays
  Also known as shower days
  I hate them