I take her to the aquarium, she says shark
  I take her to the planetarium, she says dark
  I take her to the seaside
  Where she likes to spin and twirl
  She says sure and cool and yeah
  She's my monosylabic girl
    I take her to the university, she says huh
  I take her to anniversary, she says one
  I take her to jewelry store
  I say diamonds, she says pearl
  Oh everyone knows I'm in love and yeah
  With a monosylabic girl