Dinner with Delores
  Must be some kind of sin
  Like a Brontosaurus
  She was packin' it in
  The first night we dined
  And by the next time
  This girl was eatin' all but the tip
    And by the stroke of midnight
  She wanted some more (more)
  Showin' dirty movies
  Like some kind of whore
  But she was wastin' her time
  'Cause there wasn't a line
  That would make me come 'round her door
    Dinner with Delores
  Must be some kind of sin
  Her bell's just a-broken (bell's just broken)
  Since 1984
  (Dancin') Dancin' like a white girl (white girl)
  On disco dirty floors
  Damn, Delores, pick another subject please
  Introduce the carpet 2 something other than your knees
    Like a real confession
  No one could be more made up than u
  Nothin's left 4 guessin'
  What a shame
  (Boo hoo) Boo hoo
    (Delores)
  (Delores)
    I'd call u a friend
  But it must be a sin
  And I've run out of cheeks 2 turn
    Dinner with Delores
  No more
  That's the end