Yo yo yo gee guess what happened
  To the burned up hand that was clappin'
  Too good to be true
  Getting all the guys turn to get in doo doo
  Took it all for granted
  Then life start turn to granted
  Having everything to having nothing
  Now this turkey ain't got no stuffing
  On the couch ill puffing
  To get you buffin' it's you they got cuffin
  Your family they did not believe me
  Till they heard it for themselves on TV
  I called the crib, the clock said seven
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    Chrous:
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    I was watching the TV screen
  Can't believe what I seen
  Three guys tried to rob a store
  Got more than what they bargained for
  They shot them right before my eyes
  All three just dropped like flies
  If they only thought before they did it
  Neither one of those three would have been with it
  As they fell to the floor and got rougher
  Now the family has got to suffer
  Pallbearers got to carry them
  While the family cry loud just to bury them
  Newscast and people were heavily amazed
  Flavor Flav just stared in a daze
  Eyewitness News - channel seven
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    This is Harry Allen hip hop activist and media
  assassin with my co-anchor Flavor Flav for P.E.
  TV and by the way if you still think that they're that
  don't believe the hype