Um lampin um lampin um cole cole lampin
  I got loowies boy um not trampin
  I just came from Da crib ya know
  Um on da go throw ya tank into metro
  Live lyrics from the bank of reality
  I kick da flyest dope maneuver technicality
  To a dope track you wanna hike git out ya backpack
  Um in my Flav mobile cole lampin
  I took dis g upstate cole lampin
  Ta da poke a nose, we call da hide-a-ways
  A pack of franks and a big bag of frito lays
    Flavor-Flav on a hype tip
  Um ya hype drink, come take a big sip
  Um in position, you can't play me out da pocket
  I'll take da dopest beat yougot and I'll rock-it
  Like chocolate, even vanilla - chocolate, strawberry, saperella
  Flavors are electric - try me - get a shock-a
  Didn't I tell you to leave Flavor Flav alone knock-a
  A clock on my chest proves I don't fess
  I'm a clock-a, rock-a rockin' wit-da-rest
  Flavor in da house by Chuck-D's side
  Chuck got da Flavor-Flav don't hide
  P.E. crazy, Crazy P.E. - makin' crazy loowies for the shoppin spree
    Ya eatin death cause ya like gittin dirt from da graveyard - ya put
  gravy on it
  Den ya pick ya teeth with tomb stone chips
  And casket cover clips - dead women hips ya do da bump with - bones
  Nutin but love bones
  Lifestyles of the Live-en-dead
  First ya live den ya dead - died trying ta clock what I said
  Now I got a murder rap cause I bust ya cap with Flavor - pure
  Flavor
    We got Magnum Brown, Shoothki - Valoothki
  Super-calafraga-hestik-alagoothki
  You could put dat in ya don't know what I said book
  Took-look-yuk-duk-wuk
  Shinavative ill factors by da Flavor Flav
  Come an ride da Flavor wave
  In any year on any givin day
  What a brova know - what do Flavor say
  Why do dis record play dat way
  Prime time merrily in da day
  Right now dis radio station is busy - brainknowledgeably wizzy
  Honey drippers, you say you got it
  You ain't got no flavor and I can prove it
  Flavor Flav the flav all of flavors
  Onion an garlic french fried potatas
  Make ya breath stink, breath fire
  Makes any onion da best crier
    I know it sounds crazy but it fits perfect
  Peter perfect pimped a perfect Peter
  Honey dripper - sucker sipper - big dipper - sucker dipper
  Drippin suckers like its goin out-a-style
  Creatin flavors for da Flavor Flav pile
  Lampin booyee madina style
    Kickin da flavor gittin busy
  Ya goin ouut, I think ya dizzy
  I think ya hungry, cause ya starvin fa Flavor
  Flavor most, put it on toast
  Eat it-en taste it en swallow it down
  Imperial Flavor gives you da crown
  Of the king called Flavor, da king of all flavors
  Rolls an rolls an rolls life savers
  Flavor Flav is in everything ya eat cause everything ya eat got
  flavor
  Flavor Flav is da first taste ya git in da mornin - ya breakfast is
  da flavor
  In between dat ta lunch - in between dat dinner - in between dat ta
  midnight flavor
  Yeah, das right I got somethin fa all da fandangoes of damangoes of
  da fandangoes of da mangoes