Eminem huh?
  You wanna diss us?
  You wanna diss Insane Clown Posse and Twiztid?
  Well here goes a remix
  From us to you
  This is the truth about Slim Anus
  Hi, my name is what?
  My name is who?
  My name is Slim Anus
  Hi, my name is huh?
  My name is what?
  My name is the fudgepacker
  Hi, my name is what?
  My name is who? (Excuse me)
  My name is the nutlicker
  Hi, my name is what? (Can I have the attention of your ass?)
  My name is who?
  My name is the buttsniffer
  Hi, kids do you like Anus?
  I let Dr. Dre fill up my butt for one chance to be famous (Uh huh)
  Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did (Yeah)
  Try acid and get your butt pumped out like I did
  My brains dead weight
  I'm tryin to get my head straight
  But I can't figure out
  Which Backstreet Boy I wanna impregnate?
  Dr. Dre said Slim Shady you a cutie (Uh huh)
  I'll give you a deal let me up in that booty (OK!)
  Well since age 12 I felt like I'm someone else
  Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt (Yup)
  Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
  She don't know how to do Tommy Lee
  I'd suck his dick off
  Hi, my anus who?
  My anus what?
  My anus it gets tapped dawg
  Hi, my anus
  My anus
  My anus every now and then gets plugged up
  Hi, my anus
  My anus
  My anus is occasionally reamed out
  Hi, my anus who?
  My anus what?
  My anus really needs to be filled up
  My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
  I told him to take his pants off, hooked him up, he let me slide
  I pinched his ass
  He winked at me
  He chased me around the desk
  I told him come and get me
  Walked in the strip club
  Had my jacket zipped up
  Flashed the bartender
  And I tried to feel his dick up
  Extra-terestrial runnin over pedestrians
  In a space ship while they screamin at me
  Let's just be friends
  99% of my life I was lied to
  I just found out my Mom screws more guys than I do (Damn)
  I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
  She met Violent J I couldn't believe it when he slapped her
  You know you blew up when the women rush the stands
  And try to touch your hands
  But I need me a man
  This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude can I get your autograph?)
  So I signed it Dear Dave, thanks for the support
  Nice ass!
  Hi, my name is huh?
  My name is who?
  My name is (They call me the pore plugger)
  Hi, my name is what?
  My name is who?
  My name is the itch itcher (Excuse me)
  One of radio's wonder boys
  They call me the butt itcher
  Hi, my name is what?
  My name is who?
  My name is (I've been called Dre's butt boy)
  Stop the tape this kid needs to be locked away (Get him)
  Dr. Dre don't just stand there operate
  I feeled up my balls and buttcheeks
  Gonna need to lube out my ass
  Grease and inch your manhood between my cheeks (Yup)
  Am I cumming or going
  I can barely decide
  I just drank a pint of semen
  Dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
  All my life I was very deprived
  Dre's butt is too sexy to hide
  Take your pants off Dre I don't mind
  Clothes rip like the incredible Hulk
  I spit when I talk
  I'll do any guy that walks
  When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
  Sometimes I sit and wish Dr. Dre had a set of tits
  Get behind me Shady and grab me by my hips
  If I do that then I can't kiss you on your lips
  By the way if you see my Dad
  Ask him if he seen my spread in Gay Al's porno mag
  Hi, my anus who?
  My anus what?
  My anus gets tapped up
  Hi, my anus who?
  My anus what?
  My anus it's always getting plugged up
  Hi, my anus who?
  My anus what?
  My anus occasionally reamed out
  My anus it needs to be filled up
  Your anus
  Your anus
  Your anus is always getting plugged
  Your anus
  Your anus
  Your anus is always getting stuffed
  You wanna diss us?
  We don't even know you you little bitch
  You wanna sit there and diss us?
  You little bitch I'll slap your face off
  That's what happens when you go up against the Psychopathic Phamily trick
  You little bitch (Laughs)
  Slim Anus!