Big Salty Tears
  Is what I taste
  As I drive
  Past your house
  Tonight
  And all those break lights
  That are in front of me
  They make me
  Want to get on tonight
    ["This is a Ziggens song by the way"]
    I'm at the age where I realize
  The liquor store won't bring you back
  I must be gettin' old
  I'm at the drive-thru
  And I'm making my face
  All fat fat fat fat fat
  A Big Salty Tears
    I'm at the age where I realize
  Nothin' actually
  Just do what I'm supposed to do
  $2.17
  Next window please please please please please
  Big Salty Tears