Quit acting so friendly.
  Don't nod don't laugh all nicely.
  Don't think you'll up-end me.
  Don't sigh, don't sip your iced-tea.
  And don't say, "It's been a while..."
  And don't flash that stupid smile.
    Don't ask me how I've been.
    Don't think I've forgotten,
  you never liked that necklace.
  So cordial, so rotten...
  Kiss, kiss, let's meet for breakfast.
  Don't show up so on-time
  and don't act like you're so kind
    Don't ask me how I've been.
    Don't sit there and play just
  so frank, so straight, so candid,
  so thoughtful, so gracious,
  so sound, so even-handed.
  Don't be so damn benign
  and don't waste my fucking time.
    Don't ask me how I've been.