I'm going down to Rose Marie's
  She never does me wrong
  She puts it to me plain as day
  And gives it to me for a song.
    It's a wicked life but what the hell
  The stars ain't fallin' down.
  I'm standing outside the Taj Mahal
  I don't see no one around.
    Goin' to Acapulco
  Goin' on the run
  Goin' down to see fat gut
  Goin' to have some fun.
  Yeah
  Goin' to have some fun.
    Now, whenever I get up
  And I ain't got what I see
  I just make it down to Rose Marie's
  Bout a quarter after three.
    There are worse ways of getting there
  And I ain't complainin' none
  If the clouds don't drop and the train
  don't stop
  I'm bound to meet the sun.
    Goin' to Acapulco
  Goin' on the run
  Goin' down to see some girl
  Goin' to have some fun.
  Yeah
  Goin' to have some fun.
    Now, if someone offers me a joke,
  I just say no thanks
  I try to tell it like it is
  And keep away from pranks.
  Well, sometime you know when the well
  breaks down
  I just go on pump it some.
  Rose Marie, she likes to go to big places
  And just sit there waitin' for me to come.
    Goin' to Acapulco
  Goin' on the run
  Goin' down to see some girl
  Goin' to have some fun.
  Yeah
  Goin' to have some fun.