Well, you can tell everybody
  Down in ol' Frisco
  Tell 'em
  Tiny Montgomery says hello.
    Now, every boy and girl's
  Gonna get their bang
  'Cause Tiny Montgomery's
  Gonna shake that thing
  Tell everybody
  Down in ol' Frisco
  That Tiny Montgomery's comin'
  Down to say hello.
    Skinny Moo and Halftrack Frank
  They're gonna both be gettin
  Outta the tank
  One bird book
  And a buzzard and a crow,
  Tell 'em all
  That Tiny's gonna say hello.
    Scratch your dad
  Do that bird
  Suck that pig
  And bring it on home
  Pick that drip
  And nose that dope
  Tell 'em all
  That Tiny says hello.
    Now, he's king of the drunks
  An' he squeezes, too
  Watch out, Lester
  Take it Lou
  Join the monks
  The C.I.O,
  Tell 'em all
  That Tiny Montgomery says hello.
  Now grease that pig
  And sing praise
  Go on out
  And gas that dog
  Trick on in
  Honk that stink
  Take it down
  And watch it grow
  Play it low
  And pick it up
  Take it on in
  In a plucking cup
  Three-legged man
  And a hot-lipped hoe
  Tell 'em all
  Montgomery says hello.
    Well, you can tell ev'rybody
  Down in ol' Frisco
  Tell 'em all
  Montgomery says hello.