That's life, that's the way it goes
  Layin' down laws and taxin' hos
  Sometimes I can't take no more
  Always leaving shows through the back door
    What you got D-Toke?
  Now what you got ST?
  Teach me how to get my mack to a T
  First of all, I put that pimp twist on her
  Then I let her know that I'm a P-Town baller
  Next thing you know, you see I get no rejection
  High in charisma, smooth-ass complexion
  I'm Daddy X and I come with correction
  You know there's infection, so wear some protection
  Ain't nobody slicker than B-Dub on the mixer
  Don't bring your girlfriend 'round because he's down to get with her
  Fool what you barkin', it must be the liquor
  I'm back on your bitch so stick around like a sticker
  Naw, but I'm quicker cuz I'm the D-L-O-C
  All the freaks know me, they call me Loc Daddy
  I rock shit on the daily, your girlfriend she paged me
  I bust you in the grill, then go chill with your lady
    It's the pimp twist, it's the pimp twist
  Yeah, yeah, pimpin ain't easy!
    That's life, that's the way it goes
  Layin' down laws and taxin' hos
  Sometimes I can't take no more
  Always leaving shows through the back door
    Yo I'm Saint Dub, and known to drink some brandy
  I gots the foul whistle cuz it comes in handy
  I once knew this bitch by the name of Candy
  But he kicked her out because the punani was sandy
  Saint Dog kicked her out, Daddy X took her in
  Massengil, Summer's Eve, then I sexed her skin
  No girlfriend because they're too damn hectic
  I only like the ones that are down to get naked
  Well Loc knew Candy, I knew that bitch
  I took her out once, made her think I'm rich
  Romance, slow dance, made her feel great
  And at the end of the night I worked that ass like a slave
  Loc did you call her? I didn't bend a wrist
  Fool, I thought you knew it's the fucking pimp twist
    It's the pimp twist, it's the pimp twist
  Kottonmouth is the crew that the ladies miss
  Yes, they down with this, and so they reminisce
  About the day they were caught up in the pimp twist
    That's life, that's the way it goes
  Layin' down laws and taxin' hos
  Sometimes I can't take no more
  Always leaving shows through the back door
    Now P-Town ballers is the name I claim
  Been through many cities and it's all the same
  I see a freak, I look in her direction
  5 minutes later she'll be licking my erection
  Now I'm not a cock blocker like you might suppose
  Just a game I run on these mother fucking hos
  Like I once knew this girl named Vanessa, I undressed her
  Last December, or November. Was it September?
  I'm a stoner reeking havoc, I don't remember, shit!
    Hold your seat
  Let me take you to another plateau
  Exhilaration of your mind comes with my flow
  Really though, I'll let you know I'm that boy ST
  Exposing your mind to the rhymes of a P-Town baller
  I'll make your girl holler my name in pain as I proceed to call her
  My versatile machine on my new found lady
  Hit it once and she'll be down to pay me
  No babies cuz I elect to protect
  From that HIV shit if my dick gets erect, so check
  After I'm through, it's out the door, I thought you knew
  I'm a P-Town Baller, fool I gotta tell the crew
    It's the pimp twist, it's the pimp twist
  Kottonmouth make a sweet girl turn a trick
  And yes, she's down with this, and so she'll reminisce
  About the days she was caught up in the pimp twist
    Perpetrator? Naw, educator
  Playa hata? More like a generator
  Hesitater? Naw, demonstrator
  Masturbator? Naw, masticator on you old lady's twat
  The shit was hot, the pussy got got, I hit the G-spot
  My other buddy ate it, his tongue got rot
  But he knew what he was in for when the booze got bought
  Now that's not a lot but that's food for thought
  You gotta bur up if she's hot to trot
  Like it or not you need to smoke more pot
  And think about your problems, connect the dots
    That's life, that's the way it goes
  Layin' down laws and taxin' hos
  Sometimes I can't take no more
  Always leaving shows through the back door
  With the dirty ho, through the back door
  Took the little skeezy to the mo-mo
  And now it's oh no about the info
  Gotta keep the shit on the down low
  On the down low, about the info
  Gotta keep the shit on the down low