I took her out it was Friday night
  I wore cologne to get the feeling right
  We started making out and she took off my pants
  But then I turned on the TV
  And that’s about the time that she walked away from me
  Nobody likes you when you’re 23
  And are still more amused by TV shows
  What the hell is ADD?
  My friends say I should act my age
  What’s my age again?
  What’s my age again?
  Then later on, on the drive home
  I called her mom from a pay phone
  I said I was the cops
  And your husband’s in jail
  This state looks down on sodomy
  And that’s about the time that bitch hung up on me
  Nobody likes you when your 23
  And are still more amused by prank phone calls
  What the hell is caller ID?
  My friends say I should act my age
  What’s my age again?
  What’s my age again?
  And that’s about the time she walked away from me
  Nobody likes you when your 23
  And you still act like you’re in Freshman year
  What the hell is wrong with me?
  My friends say I should act my age
  What’s my age again?
  What’s my age again?
  That’s about the time she broke up with me
  No one should take themselves so seriously
  With many years ahead to fall in line
  Why would you wish that on me?
  I never want to act my age
  What’s my age again?
  What’s my age again?