I wake up and every single day
  people make me sick and get in my way.
  so you take a load of and you smoke a little pot,
  I drink robitussin and drink alcohol alot.
    the drug song, the drug song
  so all you little followers come up and sing along.
  sing along, sing along.
  so toke and raise your bottles to the fuckin drug song.
    smoking dust is happiness, to you im nice and crazy,
  when i wake up from my coma and my everything is hazy .
  your smokin crack, your shootin dope it used to be so fun
  but now i wanna rule the world and torture everyone.
    the drug song, the drug song.
  if your workin for the white man then jump up and sing along.
  sing along, sing along.
  so toke and raise your bottles to the fuckin drug song.