It's not the first time somebody has ahd the flu,
  Remember when you had toothache...
  A hot lemsip will help the sneezing so,
  You will have to stay happy...
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  Remember...
  Worse things happen at sea,
  Keep dreaming of better days...
  Keep dreaming of better days...
    I know it's crap when there's something in your eye,
  Think yourself lucky you've not got a bad back,
  It's pretty sore when you have a mouth ulcer,
  But you have got to stay happy...
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    I know it's sad when your face is acne,
  But don't be put off by some yellow spots,
  So you got a toe nailthat his growing in,
  You have got to stay happy...