Was it something that I spilt on my new continental quilt or what?
  Could it have been a bad dream that creptin bed & made me scream or what?
  What attracted such a beast, why did it want to make a feast of me?..
    [Chorus:]
  BUG BUG A BUG A BED BUG
  A BUG A BUG A BUG A BUG BUGGER THAN A BUMBLE BEE
  BUG BUG A BUG A BED BUG
  A BUG A BUG A BUG A BUG A BUG A BUG A BUG BIT ME!
  IN A NIGHT OF MISERY.
    Was it coz the chocolate sweets I ate last night between the sheets or what?
  What could it be that made me frown, the biscuit crumbs on my night gown or what?
  A nit in neen of nourishment, it got inside the bed & went for me.
  [Chorus]...
  [Guitar Bit]
    Was it coz I was dirty that it took a fancy to me or what?
  I jumped up sweating with fright, oh will it take another bite or what?
  I felt the fangs rip thru my vest, the mattress monster was digesting me!
  [Chorus]