I would rather be Percy, rather than me
  I wanna be Percy
  I would rather be Percy, rather than me
    Percy's got more money, more money than me
  I wish I could be Percy
  I would rather be Percy rather than me...Rather than me...
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  We wanna be, wanna be wanna be
  We all wanna be you
  We all wanna be, wanna be wanna be
  Percy we wanna be you
    Percy says that he's no more lucky than me
  How can he be serious
  Percy is more lucky, more lucky than me
    Percy's got more girlies, more girlies than me
  I'm full o'jealousy
  He could spare a girlie, one girlie for me...girlie for me...
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  He wins when he bets on the bandit,
  He spends all night in the bingo hall
  He's lucky in the bookies, & you'll always hear him call...house
    [Chorus]...Percy we wanna be..you