It's so priceless when you say you have to work late
  When we both know you're at a motel
  Here's the thing that's so much more depressing
  Than the infidelity itself
    Darling, you are so unoriginal
  Each move more obvious than the one before it
    You know I always said that I would kill you
  If I ever caught you stepping out
  Now I see I did not know the half of
  What hatred and revenge were all about
    Darling, you are so unoriginal
  Each move more obvious than the one before it
    And I guess I could be bigger but I'd rather make you pay
    Darling, you are so unoriginal
  You'll see that I can be so unoriginal just like you