I hate anchovie pizza
  Asparagus and peas
  Wanting my desert
  And having to say please
  I hate
  Well I hate everything [x2]
  I hate the Grateful Dead
  Their hippy fans are such a waste
  Everything about them
  Even Jerry's ugly face
  [Chorus]
  I hate working around the house
  I hate mowing the lawn
  I hate doing my homework
  I even hate this song
  [Chorus x2]