Look at me, I'm on the tele-v
  How could this be, it's me on channel 3
  Shiny shoes, and shiny hair
  My stylist told me what to wear
  She said to smile and look real thin
  Oh woah oh woah
    Is anybody watching me?
  Or will I disappear?
  Is anybody holding on me?
  Am I wasting my time?
    I want it, you need it
  Come on baby, let's conceive it
  If I fail, will you try?
  Oh, no! Don't turn the channel off
    Knock, knock, that's me on the other side
  Put your hand on the screen, that's me you see
  I'm trapped behind this glass
  I'm trapped right in a box
  But that that's me, right on the the tele-v